Post by redwood1919 on Mar 8, 2006 23:47:36 GMT -5
I only joined to know one thing. Is the lead singer PJ Phil from YTV's the zone? Cause they look the exact same! Please e-mail or leave a post here if you know the answer... cause this is driving me bananas!
No way, Tidy, I'm pretty sure those are pictures of the same guy. Danko Jones is PJ Phil.
He's also the 2002 Art Ross Trophy winner - for scoring the most points during a hockey season - NHL superstar, and Calgary Flames captain, Jarome Iginla.
Man, I can't help but feel like my life's been a big waste so far. I mean when compared to Danko Jones, who has been a big children's television star, who an Olympic gold medal in hockey, and has charted at least three continents touring with his phenomenal band, I've done absolutely nothing.
But what's even more incredible than all of the things he's done is the fact that Danko Jones has the ability to be in two places at once. For instance, last Saturday he led his hockey team into an important game against the San Jose Sharks in Calgary, while at the same time picking up his guitar to perform two concerts at the Horseshoe Tavern in Toronto with his band.
Because of his fucking incredible superpowers, it has become evident to me that Danko Jones is none other than: SUPERMAN!!!
You may not see the resemblance, but you're not supposed to. I couldn't even tell by looking at Danko that he was Superman. I only figured it out after looking long and hard at all of the things he's accomplished and, well, those superpowers were a big tip off. However, after closer inspection, I see the resemblance. Those earrings are a good disguise. They really cover up the fact that Danko Jones is Superman.
But now that I've blown his cover, I suspect Danko will go back in time by flying around the sun to kill me so that this post never makes it to the message boards and no one ever discovers his big secret. Sadly, none of you will ever read this and you'll never know the truth. Oh, and I'll be dead soon. Oh well, I couldn't have done anything better with my life. After you've discovered Superman's true identity, there's not much else you can do to top that.
Post by namakemono on Mar 10, 2006 16:59:42 GMT -5
Or maybe they are all clones from such a multi-talented person who thought: No I can't be this talented all by myself. And so he split all of his cleverness and talents into several clones who wander the world and we haven't been noticing all of them. and actually he doesn't want us to know about it. But it could explain the superman powers.
Post by BrownBomber on Mar 13, 2006 9:09:12 GMT -5
Or maybe they are all clones from such a multi-talented person who thought: No I can't be this talented all by myself. And so he split all of his cleverness and talents into several clones who wander the world and we haven't been noticing all of them. and actually he doesn't want us to know about it.
Haha, can you say Multiplicity?
You've got a sweet tooth and I'm your chocolate bar.