Somebody had an horrible awful really bad day. Just slap people - it will make u feel better..lol You know what I hate - when u pay money to see a performer...but that performer isn't on until the end of the night, and you can't stay because u have to leave or you'll miss your bus and have to walk really really faaaar home, so far that you probably couldnt do it. So you watch all these other performers goin "When is he coming on?" ANd the perfomer is a legend, the founder of the music that has filled your soul since u were 10 yrs old. Damn damn ddaaaaamn. And it was his first time ever in toronto...it woulda been part of history. ANd his name is kool herc. ANd u had to miss him for the god damned ttc. Damn u TTC...damn me for being poor and having no other option.
Yes it does. I got to see Maestro, jelleestone, the "do dat" dancers (sean paul's back up dancers) some bboy crews. I saw kool herc, he came up on stage and people went mad...but I didn't get to see him perform or hear the man speak. There were people with cams there though, so I'm hopin I can find the footage lurkin out there in internet land. Maestro was kinda kewl though, he did "Let your backbone slide" and we all lost our damn minds.
Ya he seemed kool enough, but I only saw him on the stage. I just felt bad for jellestone, he was trying to reach the crowd with a spoken word piece, but nobody was really paying attention. He seemed like a nice guy though.
Post by bighairygrinch on Jan 5, 2006 5:08:44 GMT -5
[It's Not Easy Being Green, and That's Good]
With America losing The War on Drugs, Terror and even Christmas, it's nice to see we're winning The War on something: our environment.
Global warming is increasing, the oil reserves are drying up, and we lose another endangered species every five minutes. I could not be happier. Destroying the environment is good.
Let me put it another way. Let's say Jessica Alba's ass is the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. Sure it looks perfect and pristine. But honestly, how much better would it look if someone was tapping it, am I right?
Global warming may lead to extreme weather. But extreme weather leads to extremely entertaining video. I never get tired of watching some shaky amateur footage and hearing someone say, "Gee, maybe we should have evacuated."just before they scream and the screen goes black. Plus, in spite of the cheesy disaster anthems, we often get a couple excellent disaster relief concerts.
It's good to use up all of the oil now instead of leaving it for future generations. You know they would squander it. Why should we deprive ourselves of topless hot oil wrestling just so some future generation can fuel their jetpack to go to school? Let's find a new energy source buried in Arkansas, or some pushover country like Denmark.
Killing endangered species might seem wrong. But unless we kill them, we're never going to know if their blood contains the cure for cancer, or if their guts can make a better tennis racket, or if their liver tastes like a bit of heaven; smeared on a cracker with a dollop of creme fraiche.
Destroying the environment is progress. Anyone who disagrees better be living naked in a cave. And I don't know what they're living on, because last time I checked you needed to kill something if you wanted to eat. The government scientists are never going to get off their asses and build really cool dome houses on Mars, unless we completely devastate and use up everything here on Earth.
So, climb into your SUV, light up your cigar, and drive down the street to pick up your teak end tables. And if on your way you see a rare grey squirrel crossing the road, steer into him. Do your part.
Whatta ray of sunshine! Kinda like a long environmental version of asshole: "You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable Hot pink! With whale skin hub caps. And all leather cow interior. And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby... at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag. And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side. And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear F*in' Weapons"
I came here to bitch. Like that surprises anyone. WHAT theee hell, do I miss everyone...will there ever be performers that I actually get to see. I miss kool herc, i miss danko jones...motherlaaaand. Damon leaves the band. And all this other garbage....somebody come on here and talk about something great besides pancakes (which are good anyway) before my damn head explodes and falls off...and then pieces of my bitching brain have to be spread around toronto and people catch bitchy-itis.