I just read the newsletter. Tidy do u have a 6th sense? Isn't that condition usually something boxers get? NO MORE FACE SLAPPING...mr. jones! I hope youre ok...man I just thought the cancellation was something minor. Take it easy, sleep isnt the enemy right now...GET BETTER SOON.
Funny you say that Spun, I seriously wondered if Danko beating the shit out of himself during Mountain had something to do with his detached retina. I seriously hope Danko eases off from that. I don't want him to get old and start sounding like a boxer that's taken one too many blows to the head.
Danko! Were you playing with that Red Rider B B Gun? Didn't your mother tell you that you would "shoot your eye out." I guess now you know...
I Kid, I kid. But I must say if you showed up to the gig with a eye patch on I would have thought I would've seen Darggggg-ko Jones. Very pirate like. Ha ha.
Keep your finger outta there, and Stay Classy
a) thats so weird u say that I had my name on msn the other day as "You'll shoot your eye out". b)Maybe he could make eye patches fashionable and then sell them at gigs . I'm surprised someone hasnt done that already.
hope your eye's getting better danko! no more face whalloping for you, young man! i was right under danko (at the foot of the stage) at the manchester gig back in april, getting sprayed in the face with his bodily fluids..erm,spit and sweat i think..and close up that faceslapping's really full on...and it's a louder WHACK!!! than batman punching up the joker's cronies! seriously though, while detatched retinas are usually caused by facial or eye injuries, there's quite a few common health conditions(such as sickle cell, diabetes, cataracts,nearsightedness etc) that can make people's eyes more vulnerable to the condition in the first place. so danko...look after your health dude! we want you with two working eyes...all the better wink at the girls with!
so you were born a lion huh?...well get on your knees and roar for me!
seriously though, while detatched retinas are usually caused by facial or eye injuries, there's quite a few common health conditions(such as sickle cell, diabetes, cataracts,nearsightedness etc) that can make people's eyes more vulnerable to the condition in the first place.
You're scaring me, and probably Danko! I'm nearsighted, at both eyes, so I can already picture myself having to walk around with double eyepatches. I'd beat Danko at being the ultimate pirate though. Yarr.